Foodie Francis’ Food Blog Entry #1

Hamburgers

a3Am I right? They are the best way to eat a chunk of meat with your hand. The trick is the bun. That bun makes things much less messy. Image a hamburger without a bun. Protein style? No way. Stupid. A hamburger is a hamburger because it’s a hamburger. Not because is a messy ass patty with ketchup and mustard running down your arms. Hamburger patty? Yes. Hamburger? Not on my watch.

Had this beaut at a friend's bbq last week. GREAT meatish flavor.
Had this beaut at a friend’s bbq last week. GREAT meatish flavor.

Hamburgers have been around probably since forever. Ever since people have been eating at least. I love fast food burgers but I go a little crazy with the side sometimes. Instead of french fries, I’ll get onion rings. Or french fries. And a vanilla shake for beverage. There’s an up-charge but it is worth it. What’s better than drinking ice cream? Eating ice cream. I answered my own question.

a2If I was to pick my favorite burger joint, I can’t. I like mostly all of them. Except Burger King and Rally’s. I puked Rally’s twice. Fool me twice and I am double fooled, I guess. I also don’t like The Habit, Smashburger, Five Guys or In and Out. Or McDonald’s. I like Whataburger. And Taco Time. But they make tacos.

I've been known to even eat a frozen hamburger using a technique known as "sans microwave."
I’ve been known to even eat a frozen hamburger using a technique known as “sans microwave.”

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