Am I right? They are the best way to eat a chunk of meat with your hand. The trick is the bun. That bun makes things much less messy. Image a hamburger without a bun. Protein style? No way. Stupid. A hamburger is a hamburger because it’s a hamburger. Not because is a messy ass patty with ketchup and mustard running down your arms. Hamburger patty? Yes. Hamburger? Not on my watch.
Hamburgers have been around probably since forever. Ever since people have been eating at least. I love fast food burgers but I go a little crazy with the side sometimes. Instead of french fries, I’ll get onion rings. Or french fries. And a vanilla shake for beverage. There’s an up-charge but it is worth it. What’s better than drinking ice cream? Eating ice cream. I answered my own question.
If I was to pick my favorite burger joint, I can’t. I like mostly all of them. Except Burger King and Rally’s. I puked Rally’s twice. Fool me twice and I am double fooled, I guess. I also don’t like The Habit, Smashburger, Five Guys or In and Out. Or McDonald’s. I like Whataburger. And Taco Time. But they make tacos.