I got a rash, man….

Good thing global warming is just a political topic.
As the idiot assholes are arguing over the importance of CO2 levels in the atmosphere I have a suggestion–

Open up the window and stick your fucking head outside.

It’s October and a hundred cock-sucking degrees. And muggy. That’s different, right?
Look, I don’t want there to be any validity to that horrid movie, “Day After Tomorrow,” but I have a rash in my crotchal region that is pointing to just that.
Muggy don’t do right by me. I need to wax or something. Swamp ass begets hot red taint. Hot red taint begets funny walk. Funny walk begets need for butt paste.
My ass is the physical manifestation of the planet’s health. And my ass needs some firming up.
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