A New and Improved Me

October 22, 2015 0

I’ve been thinking a lot about cosmetic surgery lately. I found some sag in my taint. I’ve never seen anything like it and I’ve seen my fair share of taint. I wouldn’t say I’m a […]

I got a rash, man….

October 20, 2015 0

Good thing global warming is just a political topic. As the idiot assholes are arguing over the importance of CO2 levels in the atmosphere I have a suggestion– Open up the window and stick your […]

Dave decides to sleep nude….

June 11, 2015 0

In my mid-twenties I decided that I wanted to sleep naked. I wanted to be “that guy”. A bohemian type. I was single at the time so it was very easy to implement the nudity. […]

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