Let’s keep it 100: you’re sexy. Of course you are. You don’t need to get any sexier. So let us just say these songs will only enhance your inherent sexiness. You’re welcome.
Behold, heathens: the visual/audio cocktail of funky fun good disco fun party fun sexy rock punk fun sexy fun times that you’ve been craving since the last time you got wasted and danced like you were at an ’80s prom in a John Hughes movie. Let’s do this.